"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."

Kurt Vonnegut

"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college"

Kurt Vonnegut

I wish Mr. Vonnegut were alive to write more books.  I am looking for something to read today, and everything seems so mundane.